Archives for April 2015

The Pearl: 10 April 2015

It took me seventeen years to reach 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron Golf can certainly be a humbling and frustrating game to play. While Hank Aaron's quote was an exaggeration, it can certainly feel like you've hit three thousand shots when you're having a bad day on the golf course. But never forget - your worst day golfing is better than your best day at work, even if your day job is playing baseball -- a sport in which batting .300, meaning one fails 70 percent of the time, is still considered a great success. Of course, a golfer's ability to break par would be severely diminished if the ball were moving. Both games require great skill to play well. … [Read more...]

The Pearl: 9 April 2015

Golf is a game where you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey The great radio commentator Paul Harvey had a dry sense of humor. However, this pearl only applies to hackers like me who really don't even know all the rules and slights the genuine golfer who respects the game. Golf etiquette demands that golfers self-report violations of the rules, even  if a certain rules violation carries an automatic penalty. Golf is a game meant to be played by the rules, with honor and integrity. The great Bobby Jones famously set the ultimate example of this when he called a one-stroke penalty on himself that eventually cost him the 1925 U. S. Open. When sportswriter O. B. Keeler suggested afterward that Jones deserved universal admiration and respect for this incredible example of good sportsmanship the golfer scoffed as he famously replied, "You might as well praise me for not robbing banks." But Keeler was absolutely right. The native Georgian deserves universal recognition and our respect for setting the quintessential example for how to play the game that continues to this very day. … [Read more...]

The Pearl: 8 April 2015

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain Occasionally a quote requires no further elaboration. This is one of those times. But because golf has provided a wealth of quotes worthy of remembering, I've managed to cobble together a few of the wittier observations about the sport. Twain also wrote that, "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Comedian Buddy Hackett didn't like golf very much, either. He said, "Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much." Former U. S. President Gerald Ford joked, "I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." An excellent golfer, Hall of Fame baseball player Mickey Mantle said, "He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." In contrast, famed humorist Will Rogers said, "The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf." Al Boliska asked, "Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?" Humorous author Dave Barry wrote, "For me, the worst part about playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball." James Patrick Murray said, "Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss." According to actor Jack Lemmon, "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." Actor Dick van Dyke added, "I found out that retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. To me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing." Former professional golfer Gary Player once said, "As we all know...golf is a puzzle … [Read more...]

The Pearl: 7 April 2015

For many years nobody talked about adoption. I hate to say it this way, but a lot of men feel like they don't want to adopt because it doesn't make them feel like a man not having their own child. I've never felt like less of a man adopting. I look at Caleb and Dakota, and I don't think of anything else except, God made this child in somebody else's womb for us. There are so many beautiful kids out there who didn't ask to be put in a certain situation; they're just looking for love. It's a blessing for Angie and me that these beautiful kids are now ours and we get to raise them. Winning golf tournaments is great, and I hope I can keep doing it, but I know that the most important thing I'm going to do in this lifetime is be a dad to Caleb and Dakota. - Bubba Watson Because the Masters begins this week, I thought I'd hunt for some pearls related to golf. But since the tournament doesn't actually start until Thursday, I decided the first few quotes don't have to related to golf itself, but words of wisdom from people famous for playing the game. If you know anything about me or read much of what I write, you've probably figured out that I'm an avid fan of the Georgia Bulldogs. Normally whenever a past or present Bulldog accomplishes something special, alumnae and diehard fans will call that person a DGD -- the acronym meaning a "Damned Good Dawg." Bubba Watson played collegiate golf for the University of Georgia. Watson may be called a DGD for things he's done both on and off the golf course. He deserves it for winning the Masters golf tournament in 2012 and … [Read more...]

The Pearl : 6 April 2015

March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a 'gentleman gambler' when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely... There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters. -- Hunter S. Thompson The Wisconsin Badgers and the Duke Blue Devils will play for the NCAA basketball championship tonight, bringing an end to the tournament nicknamed "March Madness" in particular because of the frenetic nature of the early rounds, when television networks frequently switch coverage immediately upon the conclusion of one game in order to broadcast the final moments of another game headed for a thrilling conclusion. Even casual college basketball fans consider the NCAA tournament "must see" television. Speaking of madness, Hunter S. Thompson wrote the infamous memoir titled Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Anyone interested in learning about the dangers of abusing serious drugs without risking their own life would do well to read that book, as well as the biography of Hunter S. Thompson, a remarkably talented but unhappy man who invented what he called "gonzo journalism." Bill Murray played the writer in a movie loosely based on his life story titled Where the Buffalo Roam. Johnny Depp also starred as Thompson in film adaptations of both Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diary. While Thompson was famous, the antics captured in his prose became legendary. Even the Doonesbury character "Uncle Duke" is routinely … [Read more...]