This is really weird. My inbox is under some bizarre form of a spam attack. I'm currently being inundated with emails that are marketing two vastly different style products. The only conceivable common denominator is that both provide some form of transportation, albeit two vastly different ones. The first set of emails come from Hoveround wheelchairs. Because I'm still ambulatory, I don't quite understand how I got on their prospective customer list. Perhaps some internet widget has somehow monitored my habits, identified my addiction to writing, and determined that I will soon follow in the wheelchair tracks of George R. R. Martin and become too unhealthy to even walk to the mailbox under my own power. The other barrage of advertising is offering to help me "find great rates on luxurious private jets." Since I can't even afford to buy a new luxury car at the moment, I can't imagine where this marketing spam attack is coming from, either. Now if I could afford my own private jet, I would have to support a local Savannah business and buy a Gulfstream G650. Hey, I can dream, can't I? But, this begs the question: what does the internet know about my future personal needs that I don't? … [Read more...]
The Lone Ranger
When I was a kid, my superheroes were mostly dark and troubled. Even my favorite Western crime fighter, the Lone Ranger, wore a mask. From those days of black-and-white television, there has been only one person who was The Lone Ranger, Clayton Moore. And one, and only one actor could play Tonto: Jay Silverheels. That was then; this is now. If the new Disney Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp as Tonto proves to be half as good as the trailers suggest, I'll be a happy camper when it comes to theaters next month. Of course the trailer to Skyfall looked great, and that movie itself only mediocre. Hopefully, that won't be a problem with The Lone Ranger. It was a Ranger...riding a white horse. Got some lunatic Indian with him. They're coming for you... Yes, they are. I'm ready. After piquing her interest with a few priceless Johnny Depp scenes as Tonto, my wife has agreed that can be my birthday present, only a few days early. The last time Lisa watched a movie that was not on DVD it was the final installment of Lord of the Rings, so getting her to agree to go to the theater was no small achievement. In the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Johnny Depp was an absolute delight as Captain Jack Sparrow. In that movie, Depp single-handedly turned a somewhat mediocre script loosely based on the two minute ride at Disney World into a two hour movie that was actually worth watching, at least in his scenes, mainly using his uncanny talent as a comedic actor. I didn't bother with the sequels to Pirates; after all, the ride itself was … [Read more...]




